OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
I must say I find that girl utterly delightful. Flat as a board, enormous birthmark in the shape of Mexico over half her face, sweating for hours on end in that sweltering kitchen while Mendl (genius though he is) looms over her like a hulking gorilla - yet without question, without fail, always, and invariably: she’s exceedingly lovely. Why? Because of her purity.
I have wondered about this for so long.
why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist
there are so many people cooler than snape that harry could have named his baby after, such as remus
Remus Neville Potter, you were named after two great men who actually gave a shit about me, and certainly not after men who bullied me throughout my entire school career or raised me like a pig for slaughter — honestly son, what do you mistake me for? An idiot?
you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them
like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair
call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached